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😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕
  • 😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕
  • 😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕
  • 😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕
  • 😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕
  • 😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕
  • 😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕
😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕

😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth T-Shirt ☕

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Some days, just showing up is a major accomplishment. Our "I'm Here. I'm Awake. DON'T PUSH IT" t-shirt perfectly captures that highly relatable, pre-caffeine mood. Featuring a hilariously grumpy sloth clutching a coffee cup, this shirt lets everyone know you're functioning—but only just. It's the ultimate uniform for morning grumps, sloth enthusiasts, night owls, and anyone who understands the delicate balance between being awake and being social. Wear it as a clear, cozy warning!

Key Features:

  • Relatable Mood: An accurate depiction of most people before they've had their morning coffee, embodied by a wonderfully grumpy sloth.

  • Honest Humor: A straightforward and funny phrase that's great for sparking smiles and keeping people at a comfortable distance.

  • Trusted Quality: Printed on the classic Gildan 5000 heavy cotton t-shirt, which is known for its durable, high-quality feel and consistently comfortable, relaxed fit.

  • Everyday Essential: Ideal for casual Fridays, weekend errands, or simply cozying up on the couch to embrace the sloth lifestyle.

  • Perfect Gift: A humorous and thoughtful gift for the perpetually sleepy person, the coffee addict, or anyone who moves at a leisurely pace.

Material & Care:

  • Fabric: Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors (if you offer them) are a cotton/polyester blend.

  • Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²). A sturdy, reliable, and breathable mid-weight fabric.

  • Built for Comfort: Features a tear-away label and is made with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and maximum comfort.

  • Care Instructions: To keep your sloth's grumpiness intact, machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the graphic.

You've been warned! Add the "Don't Push It" sloth tee to your cart now and enjoy your comfort in peace.

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