😴 I'm Here. I'm Awake. Don't Push It - Grumpy Sloth ☕ Crewneck Sweatshirt
I'm Here. I'm Awake. DON'T PUSH IT. Sweatshirt
Some days, just showing up is a major accomplishment. Our "I'm Here. I'm Awake. DON'T PUSH IT" sweatshirt perfectly captures that highly relatable, pre-caffeine mood.
Featuring a hilariously grumpy sloth clutching a coffee cup, this cozy layer lets everyone know you're functioning—but only just. It's the ultimate uniform for morning grumps, sloth enthusiasts, night owls, and anyone who understands the delicate balance between being awake and being social. Wear it as a clear, warm warning!
Key Features
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Relatable Mood: An accurate depiction of most people before their morning coffee, embodied by a wonderfully grumpy sloth.
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Honest Humor: A straightforward and funny phrase that's great for sparking smiles and keeping people at a comfortable distance.
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Ultimate Warmth: Printed on the popular Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck, known for its plush fleece lining and superior comfort. It's the perfect cozy weight for those slow mornings.
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Everyday Essential: Ideal for casual Fridays, weekend errands, or simply cozying up on the couch to embrace the sloth lifestyle.
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Perfect Gift: A humorous and thoughtful gift for the perpetually sleepy person, the coffee addict, or anyone who moves at a leisurely pace.
Material & Comfort
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Fabric: The Gildan 18000 is a medium-heavy fabric ( ()) made of a super-soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend that resists pilling.
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Built for Comfort: Features a comfortable, relaxed fit. The ribbed collar and cuffs are designed to retain their shape after washing, and the construction is smooth with no itchy side seams.
Care Instructions
To keep your sloth's grumpiness intact, machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the printed graphic.
You've been warned! Add the "Don't Push It" sloth sweatshirt to your cart now and enjoy your comfort in peace.